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12.06.2025 07:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Earth's atmosphere hasn't had this much CO2 in millions of years - NBC News

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What exactly is the boundary men should follow while looking at girls so they don't call them perverts?

So they tried

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is the correct way to say "you're welcome" in French? Is it "de rien" or something else, and if so, what is it exactly (including accent marks)?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Then came..

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Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do I get fit at home?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

I told my 13-year-old daughter that she should never start a fight, but has my permission to end it. She got suspended for ending a fight that some other girl picked with her by hitting her then retreating. How do I handle the school’s response?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?